Monday, August 23, 2010

Trying new things? Tips and Advice?

I am a lonely person, so I don't get much action. Therefore, in order to satisfy myself I have sex with objects. I have been recently trying the knots in trees, but the bark of the tree scratches my dong. I have also tried flashlights and bottles, but when my dong gets stuck it causes for embarrassing trips to the hospital.





Do you have any tips for objects that I can have sex with and still be able to enjoy myself.Trying new things? Tips and Advice?
Hire a prostitute u freaking idiot

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