Any advice for the new Internet Missionary looking for a few no-investment, Insta-Converts?

Please phrase your answer in the form of sarcasm.Any advice for the new Internet Missionary looking for a few no-investment, Insta-Converts?
Well what are you selling? I might be buying. I suggest you base your mission in Nigeria. I hear the internet scam business, I mean infrastructure, is already well established.





Blessings %26amp;c...Any advice for the new Internet Missionary looking for a few no-investment, Insta-Converts?
Tell them they're going to Hell if they don't do what you say, and then demand they send you ';love gifts'; to support your cult and help you brainwash others. Did I say cult? I meant ';ministry';. LOL